God Bless The American Spectator.

You Know I Love You More When You're Cold And Heartless.

Most Humans Were On One Big Island, To The Fairies, And That Island Was Adrift On A Sea Called I Totally Don’t Care.

If I Quit Having Fun, Then It's Time For Me To Quit Working.

Angelic Sookie, Vision Of Love And Beauty, I Am Prostrate That The Wicked Evil Maenad Violated Your Smooth And Voluptuous Body, In An Attempt To Deliver A Message To Me. -eric

Sookie, It Is Not Your Blood I Love. I Love You. Your Heart, Your Mind, Your Soul... You Have Brought Light Back Into My Life