God And The Devil Lose

Fields Can Lie Fallow But We Can't; We Have Less Time.

Theatre Audiences Can't Be Made To Think And Cry: At Best, They Can Be Made To Think And Laugh, Or To Feel And Cry.

The Ideal Home: Big Enough For You To Hear The Children, But Not Very Well.

The Proud Man Can Learn Humility, But He Will Be Proud Of It.

A Woman Will Do Anything To Keep A Pretty Figure, But Hardly Anything To Get One.