Go Fast Enough To Get

Therapy Is Extremely Expensive. Popping Bubble Wrap Is Radically Cheap.

I Hate To Mention Age, But I Come From An Era When We Weren't Consumed By Technology And Television. My Mother Insisted That Her Children Read. To Describe My Scarce Leisure Time In Today's Terms, I Always Default To Reading.

Mirror That Lies, Mirror That Lies, That Can't Be Me In The Gorilla Disguise.

I'm Getting Old, Don't Wear Underwear, And I Don't Go To Church.

My Voyage Was Never A Well-conceived Plan, Nor Will It Ever Be. I Have Made It Up As I Went Along.