Give Me Golf Clubs, Fresh

Age Is Something That Doesn't Matter, Unless You Are A Cheese. Age Is Strictly A Case Of Mind Over Matter. If You Don't Mind, It Doesn't Matter.

Age Is Strictly A Case Of Mind Over Matter. If You Don't Mind, It Doesn't Matter.

I Practice Three Hours Daily On My Violin So I Won't Get Worse.

I'm Like Will Rogers, I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like... Well, Eichmann Maybe.

I Don't Deserve This Award, But I Have Arthritis And I Don't Deserve That Either.