Give Me A Glazed Doughnut,

I Believe More And More That This Business Is About People. People, People. The Idea Is To Make Friends At The Retail Level, The Warehouse Level, Let People See You Exist, Can Form Sentences And Have An Interest In Something Other Than Yourself.

I Knew Already When I Was Seven Years Old, That I Wanted To Be On Stage And Entertain People. I Sell Laughs. Here, You Got One For Free!

I Take My Personal Upkeep Real Seriously; My Sense Of Organization And Attention To Detail; My Memory; My Business - I Love The Business.

Well A Good Writer Writes, A Good Musician Listens To A Lot More Than He Actually Composes, And If You're Going To Do Lyrics - Well, There's A Freudian Slip. That's Not Even A Slip, That's A Freudian Move: I Said Going To Do Lyrics. If You Really Want It To Ring True, You'll Live It First. Go Really Get Your Heart Broken!

Critics Like Elvis Costello Because Critics Are Like Elvis Costello.