Gentlemen, Start Your Egos!

Did You Ever Reach A Point In Your Life, Where You Say To Yourself, 'this Is The Best I'm Ever Going To Look, The Best I'm Ever Going To Feel, The Best I'm Ever Going To Do,' And It Ain't That Great?

I Didn't Rebel As A Child. I Missed That Angry Teenager Thing.

Great News! Hosting Oscars Counts Five Hours Toward My Community Service!

What's So Fascinating And Frustrating And Great About Life Is That You're Constantly Starting Over, All The Time, And I Love That.

I Was A Film-directing Major At Nyu. I'm Still Not Sure Why I Became A Directing Major, When I Was Really An Actor And A Comedian, But There Was Something That Drew Me To Doing That.