Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.

I Used To Think That Looking Across A Pillow Into The Fabulous Face Of Buster Keaton Would Be A More Thrilling Destiny Than Any Screen Career.

I Don't Like Diabolism So I Stay Away From Things Like Clockwork Orange. I Think Diabolism Is Awfully Childish. I Don't Even Want To See The Godfather. I Couldn't Stand Seeing That Horse's Head Cut Off. I Wouldn't Mind If It Were Marlon Brando's.

When I Was Very Young And First Worked In Hollywood, The Films Had Bred In Me One Sole Ambition: To Get Away From Them; To Live Inthe Great World Outside Movies; To Meet People Who Created Their Own Situations Through Living Them; Who Ad-libbed Their Own Dialogue; Whose Jokes Were Not The Contrivance Of Some Gag Writer.

Sometimes Writers Of No Talent At All Can Write Great Acting Scenes. Sometimes The Very Best Writers Can't Write Scenes That Come To Life.

I Once Witnessed More Ardent Emotions Between Men At An Elks' Rally In Pasadena Than They Could Ever Have Felt For The Type Of Woman Available To An Elk.