Genius Inspires Resentment. A Sad

We Lost The Crickets," She Said. "even You Can't Make That Sound Tough." ..."i Am Butler," He Said With A Straight-face. "everything I Say Sounds Tough. Now, Get Out Of The Lake, Fairy.

Don’t Feel Bad; I Regularly Reduce People To Unintelligible Stammers.

The Only Other Scenario That Could Explain Everything, Up To And Including Your Own Bizarre Apperance, Is A Convoluted Conspiracy Theory Involving The Russian Mafia And A Crack Team Of Plastic Surgeons.

I Wear A Name Tag To Help People Find Me. It Saves Time When You're Dealing With Idiots.

If You're Going To Read Five Books, Three Should Be Issues And Two For Fun.