Gay Guys Know How To

Don't Make Anybody A Homemade Gift. Unless You're Really Good, Or It's Going To Be Really Practical. If It's A Little Thing You Think Is Cute 'cause You Made It, Just Forget It.

I Swear I Want To Be A Food Model.

I've Never Done Heroin Or Slept With People For Money Or Anything.

I Don't Know My Telephone Number Or Anything Like That, But When I Do Have To Make A Call, I Just Pull My Body Over To The Side And Squat. I Don't Want To Be One Of Those People Who Are On Their Phone All The Time.

But I Always Like To Play Ugly People Who Think They're Pretty.