Funny Songs, That’s My Ticket.

What Do You Do After You Go To Space, More Importantly? You Can't Go To A More Intense, Awesome Thing. That's The End.

I Like Being Married. I'm At Home With My Wife And Kids All The Time Now. I Don't Go Out For Wild Nights.

I Played, Like, A Year Of Piano Until I Learned The 'pink Panther' Theme. That Was My Goal. Once I Was Good Enough, I Quit. Now My Music Has To Have Some Rock.

Seems Like Every Other Day There's Somebody On The News, Somebody Gets Killed Or Does Something Crazy And All The Neighbors And Everybody Says, "i Can't Believe He Did That, I Can't Believe She Did That."

Just Because You Don't Know How To Do Stand-up Doesn't Mean You Don't Know How To Put On A Show.