Fun Is Fun But No

I've Never Known A Philadelphian Who Wasn't A Downright 'character'; Possibly A Defense Mechanism Resulting From The Dullness Of Their Native Habitat.

One Might Feel That, At My Age, I Should Look On Life With More Gravity. After All, I've Been Privileged To Listen, Firsthand, Tosome Of The Most Profound Thinkers Of My Daywho Were All Beset By Gloom Over The Condition The World Had Gotten Into. Then Why Can't I View It With Anything But Amusement?

If Hollywood Hadn't Existed, Elinor Glyn Would Have Had To Invent It.

It's True That The French Have A Certain Obsession With Sex, But It's A Particularly Adult Obsession. France Is The Thriftiest Of All Nations; To A Frenchman Sex Provides The Most Economical Way To Have Fun. The French Are A Logical Race.

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes... But Gentlemen Marry Brunettes.