Frugality Is For The Vulgar.

Pantagruelism Is A Certain Gaitey Of The Spirit Consisting In A Disdain For The Hazards Of Fortune.

When I Drink, I Think; And When I Think, I Drink.

One Falls To The Ground In Trying To Sit On Two Stools.

I Drink For The Thirst To Come.

There Is Nothing Holy Nor Sacred To Those Who Have Abandoned God And Reason In Order To Follow Their Perverse Desires.