From The First Time I

Bambi, To A Kid, Was Scary.

I Never Stopped Believing In Us And I Never Felt Like I Was Wanting For Anything, Except For My Father, And That Was Not Going To Be. I Describe In The Book [that] I Don't Think I Ever Felt Young Again In That Way. I Never Felt I Had My 15, 16, 17 Kind Of Years The Way I Maybe Should Have. It's A Huge Dent In You That It's Hard To Knock Out And Make It All Smooth Again.

My Grandparents Invented Joylessness. They Were Not Fun. I've Already Had More Fun With My Grandchildren Than My Grandparents Ever Had With Me.

Dad Had A Music Store, And He'd Often Bring Home Comedy Albums That I Would Listen To. I Started Listening To Bob Newhart And Bill Cosby, And Developing Taste. They Really Influenced My Style Of Comedy.

Despite What The Wall Street Journal Says, Our Awards Are The Best-kept Secret In America, With The Possible Exception Of What George W. Bush Did In The '70s.