From Salad Dressings All Blessings

I Find It Hard To Believe That Anyone Could Be So Curious About Me That They Would Want To Read That I Wear Underwear Shorts With Green Polka Dots On Them.

I Can Eat Fifty Eggs.

What Could Be Better Than To Hold Your Hand Out To People Less Fortunate Than You Are?

I Had No Natural Gift To Be Anything - Not An Athlete, Not An Actor, Not A Writer, Not A Director, A Painter Of Garden Porches - Not Anything. So I've Worked Really Hard, Because Nothing Ever Came Easily To Me.

What We Got Here Is A Failure To Communicate.