Frog, N. A Reptile With

Dictionary: A Malevolent Literary Device For Cramping The Growth Of A Language And Making It Hard And Inelastic

A Popular Author Is One Who Writes What The People Think. Genius Invites Them To Think Something Else.

Rostrum, N. In Latin, The Beak Of A Bird Or The Prow Of A Ship. In America, A Place From Which A Candidate For Office Energetically Expounds The Wisdom, Virtue And Power Of The Rabble.

Oblivion, N. The State Or Condition In Which The Wicked Cease From Struggling And The Dreary Are At Rest. Fame's Eternal Dumping Ground.

Ambidextrous, Adj.: Able To Pick With Equal Skill A Right-hand Pocket Or A Left.