Friends Are Lights In Winter;

The Trick In Foraging For A Tooth Lost In Coffee Grounds Is Not To Be Misled By The Clumps. The Only Way To Be Sure Is To Rub Each Clump Between Your Thumb And Index Finger, Which Makes A Mess Of Your Hands.

Whatever You Think Matters - Doesn't. Follow This Rule, And You Will Add Decades To Your Life.

A Five-year Old Is In A Pretty Good Position To Assess Who Is Beautiful And Who Is Not. Removed From The Confusions Of Sexuality, He Or She Can Judge A Face As A Face.

Live In The Past, But Don't Remember Too Much.

Uncle Scrooge Preferred To Let The Poor Die "and Decrease The Surplus Population." Scrooge May Not Have Had God On His Side, But His Arithmetic Was Impeccable.