Free Speech Isn't Dead In

Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract Not To Play Its Balls.

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.

The Help (in Japan) Is Very Polite. They Bow So Much, You Don't Know Which End To Talk To.

Isn't It Fun To Go Out On The Course And Lie In The Sun?

It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c., That Politicians Have Their Hands In Their Own Pockets.