Forty Million Americans Smoked Marijuana;

Actually, The University Of California Says They May Start A Marijuana Research Center. Really? I Thought The University Of California Was A Marijuana Research Center.

Today The United States Has Admitted That After Months And Months Of Searching, We Still Have No Idea Where Osama Bin Laden Is. Osama Bin Laden? We Can't Even Find Kenneth Lay.

The Mayans Have Predicted The World Is Supposed To End On December 21. If The World Doesn't End On December 21, You Can Bet The Next Day The Malls Will Be Overrun With Mayans Trying To Buy Last-minute Gifts.

Did You See Walker's Father? 'my Son Loves America.' Yeah, Like O.j. Loved His Wife.

I Went To See That Movie 'from Hell,' Or As Osama Bin Laden Calls It - 'roots.'