Fortunately For Women, Most Men

A Widow Is A Fascinating Being With The Flavor Of Maturity, The Spice Of Experience, The Piquancy Of Novelty, The Tang Of Practiced Coquetry, And The Halo Of One Man's Approval.

No Man Can Understand Why A Woman Shouldn't Prefer A Good Reputation To A Good Time.

At Twenty, A Man Feels Awfully Aged And Blasé; At Thirty, Almost Senile; At Forty, "not So Old"; And At Fifty, Positively Skittish.

Woman: The Peg On Which The Wit Hangs His Jest, The Preacher His Text, The Cynic His Grouch And The Sinner His Justification.

After Marriage, A Woman's Sight Becomes So Keen That She Can See Right Through Her Husband Without Looking At Him, And A Man's So Dull That He Can Look Right Through His Wife Without Seeing Her.