Forget Trying To Be Sexy.

Firth - All Dodgy 'tache And Frantic Eyebrows - Has Got The Sexual Allure Of A Man Who Runs A Swingers' Club In Surbiton.

Looking In The Mirror, Staring Back At Me Isn't So Much A Face As The Expression Of A Predicament.

I'm Just The Last English Twit, Really.

My Looks Aren't Something That Come Dazzlingly Through In Everything I Do. I Can Be Made To Look One Way Or The Other Fairly Easily... I Am Still Not Recognised On The Street That Much.

I Think It Helps To Get A Film Made Because People Who Put Money In Are Nervous. They Like To Have Something Recognisable Enough To Make Them Secure That There's A Pattern There - That Someone Else Put Their Money Into Something Like This And Made It Back.