Forget Narrative, Backstory, Characterisation, Exposition,

There's No Such Thing As Talent; You Just Have To Work Hard Enough.

My Alma Mater Is The Chicago Public Library. I Got What Little Educational Foundation I Got In The Third-floor Reading Room, Under The Tutelage Of A Coca-cola Sign.

I Was Fortunate Enough To Have A Rambling Youth.

In My Family, In The Days Prior To Television, We Liked To While Away The Evenings By Making Ourselves Miserable, Solely Based On Our Ability To Speak The Language Viciously.

Conservatives Believe In Smaller Government And In The Power Of The Electorate. So I Think That We're Less Likely To Try To Use A Dramatic Forum To Warp People's Political Views.