For Years, My Job Was

There Was Never Any Down Side To Casting Friends Over Professionals. It Was Always Fun Seeing Folks Who Never Performed Before Stretching Their Wings.

People Like To Set The Bar High. I Like To Put The Bar On The Ground And Barely Step Over It. I Like To Keep The Expectations Really Low.

I Wanted To Get My Movie Noticed Without Spending Any Ad Money. So I Made A Bit Of A Spectacle. I Recorded Lots Of Podcasts. I Bickered With Hate Groups. I Criticized Critics. I Banged Pots Together. I Did Everything I Could To Raise Awareness Without Raising Any Money To Do So.

This Is Not An Industry In Which You Curl Up In A Ball And Shy Away From The Realities. It's A Time To Scream To The Clouds That We're Here And We've Got Great Values And Great Prices. What Better Time To Do That Than The Super Bowl?

In This Life, If You Don't Celebrate Yourself, Nobody Will.