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I Can Explain All The Poems That Were Ever Invented - And A Good Many That Haven't Been Invented Just Yet.

This Was Charming, No Doubt; But They Shortly Found Out That The Captain They Trusted So Well Had Only One Notion For Crossing The Ocean, And That Was To Tingle His Bell.

Contrariwise, If It Was So, It Might Be; And If It Were So, It Would Be; But As It Isn't, It Ain't. That's Logic.

You Won't Make Yourself A Bit Realer By Crying.

Would You Tell Me, Please, Which Way I Ought To Go From Here?