For Me, Life Has Either

Irish Women Are Always Carrying Water On Their Heads, And Always Carrying Their Husbands Home From Pubs. Such Things Are The Greatest Posture-builders In The World.

Films Were Never In My Budget. Didn't Occur To Me Till Much Later. I Hoped For A Long, Good Life, Which I've Had And I'm Having As An Actor. I Didn't Expect The Rest.

Always A Bridesmaid Never A Bride My Foot!

I Can Make The Best French Toast.

George Eliot Is My Only Steady Girlfriend. We Go To Bed Together Every Night.