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The Best Way To Make Your Audience Laugh Is To Start Laughing Yourself.

This Same Philosophy Is A Good Horse In The Stable, But An Arrant Jade On A Journey.

Teach Erring Man To Spurn The Rage Of Gain.

It Is Impossible To Combat Enthusiasm With Reason; For Though It Makes A Show Of Resistance, It Soon Eludes The Pressure, Refers You To Distinctions Not To Be Understood, And Feelings Which It Cannot Explain. A Man Who Would Endeavor To Fix An Enthusiast By Argument Might As Well Attempt To Spread Quicksilver With His Finger.

For Just Experience Tells, In Every Soil, That Those That Think Must Govern Those That Toil.