For I Am Nothing If

For There's No Motion That Tends To Vice In Man, But I Affirm It Is The Woman's Part.

If She Be Fair And Wise, Fairness And Wit, The One's For Use, The Other Useth It.

Here Will Be An Old Abusing Of God's Patience And The King's English.

So Foul And Fair A Day I Have Not Seen.

Some Men There Are Love Not A Gaping Pig, Some That Are Mad If They Behold A Cat, And Others When The Bagpipe Sings I The Nose Cannot Contain Their Urine.