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I'm Everything Free. I'm Gluten-free. I'm Dairy-free. I'm Sugar-free. Sometimes I'm Yeast-free Which Really Means I Eat Paper.

My Mom's A Great Cook But I Wasn't Really Allowed A Lot Of Sugar Or Junk. That Has Served Me Well In My Life.

See, I Will Always Shop, And That's Sort Of A Problem. Clothes Are Always Exploding Out Of My Closet!

I Think The Dangers Of The Impact Of Gmos On The Environment Are Undebatable. Genetically Modified Crops Are Tied To The Chemicals Sprayed On Them.

Women Always Try To See The One Good Part Of The Weird Guy Because The Dating Landscape Is So Bleak. Women Will Say, 'he's Very Odd, But He Likes To Cook. He's Creepy, But He Makes Good Pancakes!'