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I Have As Much Authority As The Pope, I Just Don't Have As Many People Who Believe It.

I Don't Own A Camera, So I Travel With A Police Sketch Artist.

Christians Worship A Dead Jew On A Stick

I Recently Bought A Book Of Free Verse. For Twelve Dollars.

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