For Age And Want Save

A Penny Saved Is Twopence Dear; A Pin A Day 's A Groat A Year.

Where Liberty Is, There Is My Country.

A Wolf Eats Sheep But Now And Then, Ten Thousands Are Devour'd By Men.

Let Every Fart Count As A Peal Of Thunder For Liberty. Let Every Fart Remind The Nation Of How Much It Has Let Pass Out Of Its Control. It Is A Small Gesture, But One That Can Be Very Effective - Especially In A Large Crowd. So Fart, And If You Must, Fart Often. But Always Fart Without Apology. Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty - And Fart Proudly.

Life Is A Kind Of Chess, With Struggle, Competition, Good And Ill Events.