First My Mother Was Spanish.

Id Never Choose To Turn The Clock Back.

It's Important To Learn To Laugh At Ourselves. Don't Take Life Too Seriously.

I Don't Know What I'm Doing, But I'm Damn Well Gonna Do It!

I'm Never Getting Too Lonely Because It's The Kind Of Disease Where You Might Sit In Front Of The Tv With Three Bags Of Biscuits, Rather Than Communicate With The World.

I've Got An Image Of Me At The Bottom Of My Garden Sitting Under My Silver Birch Tree Reading, While Everyone Else Had Gone Somewhere Exotic.