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Was It A Sign Of Creeping Decrepitude?

Just Speak Very Loudly And Quickly, And State Your Position With Utter Conviction, As The French Do, And You'll Have A Marvelous Time!

It's Hard To Imagine A Civilization Without Onions; In One Form Or Another Their Flavor Blends Into Almost Everything In The Meal Except The Desert.

Be A Fearless Cook! Try Out New Ideas And New Recipes, But Always Buy The Freshest And Finest Ingredients, Whatever They May Be. Furnish Your Kitchen With The Most Solid And Workmanlike Equipment You Can Find. Keep Your Knives Ever Sharp And - Toujours Bon Appetit!

Some Children Like To Make Castles Out Of Their Rice Pudding, Or Faces With Raisins For Eyes. It Is Forbidden -- So Sternly That, When They Grow Up, They Take A Horrid Revenge By Dying Meringues Pale Blue Or Baking Birthday Cakes In The Form Of Horseshoes Or Lyres Or Whatnot.