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My Retirement Plan Was In Place But Bernie Maidoff With My Money.

The Mars Polar Lander Has Been Quieter Than George W. Bush After A Foreign Policy Question.

I Vote Democrat Because Freedom Of Speech Is Fine As Long As Nobody Is Offended By It.

Bush Met With Former President Jimmy Carter. Jimmy Carter Is 76 Years Old, Or As Democrats Call Him 'their Bright New Star Of The Future.'

Asked By Reporters About His Upcoming Marriage To A Forty-two-year-old Woman, Director Roman Polanski Told Reporters, `the Way I Look At It, She's The Equivalent Of Three Fourteen-year-olds.'