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Cynicism Makes You Feel Smart, I Know It, Even When You Aren't Smart.

Tweet, Tweet, You're Alive, You Ignorant Asshole.

Someone Wanted Me To Write A Profile For Espn About The Commissioner Of Baseball, And I Said, "he's Just Some Suit! Some Republican. No!" I Mean If You Want Me To Write About Baseball, Boxing Or Football, I'll Write About Those Things Because I Watch Them, I Think About Them A Lot And I Like Them. But I Don't Want To Write About Barry Bonds.

My Father Died In My Arms. That's Tumult. That's Everything Exploding.

I Know You Can Dream Your Way Through An Otherwise Fine Life, And Never Wake Up, Which Is What I Almost Did.