Fiction Wouldn't Be Much Fun

Comedy Was One Of Those Genres That While Appearing Quite Jolly Was Actually Highly Dangerous.

How Many People Want To Read About Three Disreputable Pigs And A Dopey Wolf With A Disposition Towards House Demolition?

…tell Me, Has Anything Odd Happened To You Recently? What Do You Mean, Odd?' Unusual. Deviating From The Customary. Something Outside The Usual Parameters Of Normalcy. An Occurrence Of Unprecedented Weird.

Death, I Had Discovered Long Ago, Was Available In Varying Flavors, And None Of Them Particularly Palatable.

Who Do Readers Expect To See When They Pick Up This Book? Who Has Won The Most Troubled Romantic Lead At The Bookworld Awards Seventy-seven Times In A Row? Me. All Me.