Feeling Better Is Not Actually

Escapology Has One Thing Going For It That Probably Made Harry Houdini Such A Superstar In His Day And A Legend In The Present. Everyone Wants To Escape From Something. Taxes, Contracts, Illness, Work, The Multitude Of Burdens That We Chafe Under Are Shadows From Which We Want To Escape.

People Who Are Smart Get Into Mensa. People Who Are Really Smart Look Around And Leave.

I Can Go Into A Lab And Fool The Rear Ends Off Any Group Of Scientists.

I Want To Be Cremated, And I Want My Ashes Blown In Uri Geller's Eyes.

Death Is The Ultimate Disappointment