Farce Is Tragedy Played At

A War Against Terrorism Is An Impracticable Conception If It Means Fighting Terrorism With Terrorism.

The Old Middle-class Prerogative Of Being Permanently In A Most Filthy Temper.

My Father, To Whom I Owe So Much, Never Told Me The Difference Between Right And Wrong; Now I Think That's Why I Remain So Greatly In His Debt.

The Main Aim Of Education Should Be To Send Children Out Into The World With A Reasonably Sized Anthology In Their Heads So That, While Seated On The Lavatory, Waiting In Doctors' Surgeries, On Stationary Trains Or Watching Interviews With Politicians, They May Have Something Interesting To Think About.

The Only Rule I Have Found To Have Any Validity In Writing Is Not To Bore Yourself.