Family Is The One Thing

I've Got A Hat Face. My Mother Always Said I've Got A Hat Face

Without Fake Tan I Have The Skin Tones Of A Dead Jellyfish.

I Still Can't Set Up The Ironing-board. A Complete Luddite.

I've Got This Horrible Feeling That I'm One Of Those People Who'll Always Have To Flog Their Guts Out To Get Anywhere.

Anyone Who Has Dead Straight Hair Wants Curls.