Fame And Fortune, How Empty

Never Wait For Tomorrow, What If Tomorrow Never Comes?

It's All A Big Hoax, Honey. I Never Wrote A Song In My Life. I Get One-third Of The Credit For Recording It. It Makes Me Look Smarter Than I Am. I've Never Even Had An Idea For A Song. Just Once, Mybe.

The Only Thing Worse Than Watching A Bad Movie Is Being In One.

After A Hard Day Of Basic Training, You Could Eat A Rattlesnake.

I Feel So Alone Sometimes. The Night Is Quiet For Me. I'd Love To Be Able To Sleep. I'll Probably Not Rest. I Have No Need For All This. Help Me, Lord.