Explaining Why He Was Forced

He's (jose Canseco) Built Like A Greek Goddess.

I'm Beginning To See Brooks [robinson] In My Sleep. If I Dropped A Paper Plate, He'd Pick It Up On One Hop And Throw Me Out At First.

Just Give Me 25 Guys On The Last Year Of Their Contracts; I'll Win A Pennant Every Year.

Problem With (john) Wockenfuss Getting On Base Is That It Takes Three Doubles To Score Him.

Success Is The Person Who Year After Year Reaches The Highest Limits In His Field.