Experience Is A School Where

Thrice Is He Armed That Hath His Quarrel Just, But Four Times He Who Gets His Blow In Fust

I've Never Known An Auctioneer To Lie Unless It Was Absolutely Necessary.

A Secret Ceases To Be A Secret If It Is Once Confided - It Is Like A Dollar Bill, Once Broken, It Is Never A Dollar Again.

Show Me A Thoroughly Contented Person, And I Will Show You A Useless One.

The Happiest Time In Any Man's Life Is When He Is In Red-hot Pursuit Of A Dollar With A Reasonable Prospect Of Overtaking It.