Existence Was Really Very Simple

Fool!" Cried The Hunchback. "you Fell Victim To One Of The Classic Blunders. The Most Famous Is 'never Get Involved In A Land War In Asia,' But Only Slightly Less Well Known Is This: 'never Go In Against A Sicilian When Death Is On The Line.

Life Is Pain, Highness. Anyone Who Says Differently Is Selling Something. If This Is True, Or If You Are One Of The People Who Believe This Is True, Then The One Universal Way To Enjoy Life Is Still The Same, Which Is To Learn To Be Grateful That It Is Not Worse!!

Being A Screenwriter Is Not Enough For A Full Creative Life.

"i Could Give You My Word As A Spaniard," Inigo Said. "no Good," The Man In Black Replied. "i've Known Too Many Spaniards."

Chapter One. The Bride." He Held Up The Book Then. "i'm Reading It To You For Relax." He Practically Shoved The Book In My Face. "by S. Morgenstern. Great Florinese Writer. The Princess Bride. He Too Came To America. S. Morgenstern. Dead Now In New York. The English Is His Own. He Spoke Eight Tongues." Here My Father Put Down The Book And Held Up All His Fingers. "eight. Once In Florin City...