Exhort, V.t. In Religious Affairs,

Rhubarb: Essence Of Stomach Ache.

Responsibility, N. A Detachable Burden Easily Shifted To The Shoulders Of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck Or One's Neighbor. In The Days Of Astrology It Was Customary To Unload It Upon A Star.

You Don't Have To Be Stupid To Be A Christian, ... But It Probably Helps.

There Would Be Far Fewer Accidents If We Could Only Teach Telephone Poles To Be More Careful.

Revolution, N. A Bursting Of The Boilers Which Usually Takes Place When The Safety Valve Of Public Discussion Is Closed.