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I Used To Want To Be A Movie Star So I Wouldn't Have To Live In Trailers Anymore. And Now That I Make Movies, I Spend A Lot Of My Life Living In Trailers.

I Actually Get More Conservative When I'm In Vegas.

Honestly, A Lot Of The Human Etiquette I Learned In Life I Learned From, Like, Thank-you Notes And Dating Jimmy Kimmel.

Diets Are A Temporary Solution To A Permanent Problem.

The Thing Women Have Yet To Learn Is Nobody Gives You Power. You Just Take It.