Evolution Happens. There's No Football

I Can't Believe It. I Can't Believe It. Football. Bloody Hell.

He's Such A Great Threat Because Of His Power And Pace. (on Cristiano Ronaldo)

Players Know That They Can Trust Me Which Is Really Important. They Know That I Had The Ability To Adapt To Change, And They Have Seen That Many Times Over The Years. I Think These Are Important Parts Of Being In Control Of Footballers.

It Was Our Worst-ever Day, The Worst Result In My History, Ever. Even As A Player I Don't Think I Ever Lost 6-1.

Scholes Was Probably The Best English Midfielder Since Bobby Charlton. He Was Such A Brilliant Long Passer That He Could Choose A Hair On The Head Of Any Team-mate Answering The Call Of Nature At Our Training Ground. Gary Neville Once Thought He Had Found Refuge In A Bush, But Scholesy Found Him From 40 Yeards. He Inflicted A Similar Long-range Missile Strike, Once, On Peter Schmeichel, And Was Chased Round The Training Ground For His Impertinence. Scholesy Would Have Made A First Class-sniper.