Everywhere I Look, I See

The Captain Of The Watch Says If You're Still In The City By Sunrise He Will Personally Have You Buried Alive.

Oh. I See. People Don't Want To See What Can't Possibly Exist.

It's A Sword. Said The Hogfather. They're Not Meant To Be Safe.

Oh, A Very Useful Philosophical Animal, Your Average Tortoise. Outrunning Metaphorical Arrows, Beating Hares In Races... Very Handy.

Bishops Move Diagonally. That's Why They Often Turn Up Where The Kings Don't Expect Them To Be.