Everything We Make In Life,

I Never Stopped Feeling Abject Terror Until I Got On Television And Went On A National Ad Campaign And Realized, "i Will Be Able To Feed My Children. I Have Somehow Averted The Destiny That Awaited Me, Which Is Endless, Crippling Debt Forever."

As You Know, The Thing That I Know The Least About Is The Topic Of Sports.

I Say, If You're Going To Eat A Creature Alive, You Have To Expect Some Screaming. That Is The Carnivore's Burden.

Most People Presume My Mustache Is Not Real Because It's Much Darker Than My Regular Hair.

My Fame Is Due To Broadcast Television.