Everything I Tell You Is

Reagan Won Because He Ran Against Jimmy Carter. If He Ran Unopposed He Would Have Lost.

I Don't Believe In Good People And Bad People. I Believe In The Better Parts Of People.

Bush Is The Face On The Can. But Who Canned That Soup?

Liberals Feel Unworthy Of Their Possessions. Conservatives Feel They Deserve Everything They've Stolen.

A Yuppie Is Someone Who Believes It's Courageous To Eat In A Restaurant That Hasn't Been Reviewed Yet.