Everyone Who Reads Me Is

You Can't All Of A Sudden Go To Sleep One Night And Wake Up Martha Stewart. It's Bit By Bit By Bit.

Fortunately, All It Takes For Us To Be Of One Mind Is Some Buttercream Frosting.

I'm Not Lazy. I'm Simply Judicious About Excess Movement.

For The Record? I Have Never Been Her Baby. In Fact, I Reject The Notion Of Coming Out Of Her Body. I Prefer To Believe I Was Hatched, Or Perhaps Purchased.

You Think You're So Cool Just Because You Can Walk!