Everyone Who Knows Me Knows

I Personally Can Watch An Eight-hour Documentary On Woody Allen Because I'm Fascinated By Him. But, An Audience Can't Really Sit Through More Than Two And A Half Hours On Any Movie. It Doesn't Matter If Marlon Brando Came Back From The Dead. It's Just Impossible.

I'm Not Invited To The Vanity Fair Dinner Where They Watch The Oscars - Or Even The Oscars Themselves - So I Sit At Home And Watch It With A Bunch Of Close Friends.

Rehearsal? What’s That? Rehearsal’s For Fags. Rehearsal. Not Much.

I Went To A Public High School And Most Of The Comedy Was Coming From The Black Kids And The Asian Kids And The Hispanic Kids. And, The Coolest Kids To Me Where Always The Black Kids. They Were Always Fashion Forward And They Always Dressed The Coolest. They Were Always The Best Dancers, And Just The Coolest People.

I Hate The Iphone. I Love The Blackberry - Blackberry Wins In My Opinion. The Iphone Is A Toy.