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A Sceptic Finds Dallas Absurd. A Cynic Thinks The Public Doesn't

The First Language That I Learned Was Italian In Italy In The Early And Middle-'60s And I Had To Do That To Keep Up With The Young Men Who Were Courting My Wife.

The Benson And Hedges Cup Was Won By Mcenroe ... He Was As Charming As Always, Which Means That He Was As Charming As A Dead Mouse In A Loaf Of Bread.

Every Sentence He Manages To Utter Scatters Its Component Parts Like Pond Water From A Verb Chasing Its Own Tail.

A Life Without Fame Can Be A Good Life, But Fame Without A Life Is No Life At All.